Will i survive if i get a shave at Sweeney Todd's hair salon in Minnesota?

If I were in your situation I'd sell tons of bottles of Pirelli's Miracle Elixir at my lemonade stand. Hope your neighbors don't notice that it's just piss and ink! With all that hair growth there's sure to be a lot of people in desparate need of a shave. Of course they'd have to visit the best barber in town, that being Mr. Sweeney Todd, to keep all that extra hair under control. Mrs. Lovitt couldn't possibly have the means or the energy to process that many meat pies (for goodness sakes, the lady needs time off for her vacation by the sea!) and they'd have to let some customers escape with their lives. It would be the safest opportunity to get your shave. Or if you don't have time for all that you could just assist in the swift capture and death of Judge Turpin. Show Joanna a good time, be a gentleman, and you'll get your shave and keep your life. Psst.... and don't EVER tell Mrs. L. that she makes the worst pies in Minneapolis!